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Professor Hatch 'Um Up' Tarr
Professor of Broadcasting


Hatch is not only the professor of Broadcasting in the ghoulish Zombie University, he also runs the campus' second radio station 66.6 URDeath. Those tuning in will hear Hatch playing the biggest undead hits from Frank SLAYnatra to Rob Zombie.

After his Death In 1978 Hatch grad..U...ATEd with a Major in Reanimated Molecular Biology with a Minor in Mass Media. He returned to the school after pushing up Daises, Later Hatch Married Daisies and they had a undead child together.

Although just last year Hatch was electrocuted in studio, making him one of the most popular "Shock Jocks" (to even rival Howard Stern fame) with all the hordes of stiffs on campus, he continues to blow student minds (and snack on one or two) every year.

Be sure to tune in and remember to breath.
raar